douche tube

A more offensive but very similar variation of douche bag. See douche nozzle

Wow you are a dipshit, you fucking douche tube!

by ToeKnee August 25, 2005

Missing the point

When an unexperienced girl tries to give a handjob and doesn't realize that she needs to move the skin around the penis with the motion of her hand.

Yeah she started giving me a hand job, but she was missing the point so i had to set her straight.

by ToeKnee August 25, 2005

Bear Trap

When you bend her over and induce Anal. Allow for her now lax butthole to gape. Proceed to spread butt cheeks as far apart as you can. Drop your balls into her gaping asshole. Let both hands go simultaneously causing a "bear trap" effect on the testicals. As you're balls are completely consumed inside her asshole you will attempt to walk across the room as if carrying your baby cub to safety. Bear trap

My girlfriend and I tried the Bear trap last night. gaping sex anal bears balls batcave

by Toeknee February 25, 2016

Pet the cat

Another name for female masturbation.

I think Betty went home to pet the cat.

by ToeKnee August 25, 2005

Mother Fuck

An exclamation. See also Mudafuck.

-Dude did you forget your bowl?
-Mother Fuck! Yeah i did.

by ToeKnee August 25, 2005