Urban Dictionary: Definitions by ToeKnee

Jism Jockey

Any person who loves jism. Usually used as an insult, but can be used as mocking endearment to a lover.

1. Dude your a cocksucker, yeah thats right jism jockey!

2. Sally you are really great in the sack, your my little jism jockey.

Jism Jockey by ToeKnee September 17, 2005

When an unexperienced girl tries to give a handjob and doesn't realize that she needs to move the skin around the penis with the motion of her hand.

Yeah she started giving me a hand job, but she was missing the point so i had to set her straight.

A more offensive but very similar variation of douche bag. See douche nozzle

Wow you are a dipshit, you fucking douche tube!

douche tube by ToeKnee September 17, 2005

Same as mother fuck just a different prounonciation.

When you stub your toe you can yell out "Mudafuck!"

mudafuck by ToeKnee September 17, 2005

District Attorney

I didn't have any money, so I had to pay my DA with blow jobs.

da by toeknee July 1, 2003