Toe fan's definitions

Poop Stoop

The crouching position one takes when in the front of a group photo in an attempt to make sure the people behind him/her are visible. In reality, the person striking this pose appears to be pooping in the photo

That's Joe in the poop stoop up front

by Toe fan November 17, 2014

swishy

What you give someone when you stick their head in a toilet bowl and flush. From the fine family of humiliating physical insults such as Indian rug burns, purple nurples, wedgies or run-of-the-mill nuggies.

You better watch out or I'll give you a swishy!

by Toe fan May 5, 2009

Pool toe

The shredded state of the top layer of epidermis on your big toe following a day of propelling yourself in the water of a concrete public pool.

Does anyone have a bandaid? I have a bad case of pool toe.

by Toe fan July 9, 2011

shit flurries

the wispy fecal matter remnants suspended in the toilet bowl following an inefficient flush, resembling that of a snow globe.

Get me some galoshes, that guy left his shit flurries in the bowl!

by Toe fan May 1, 2009

Peel foot

The often painful yet addicting result of someone who cannot resist peeling dry skin off their feet. An occurrence more prevalent during the summer months when sandal wearers subject their feet to optimal peel foot inducing conditions.

I've got a good peel foot going, keeps me busy at night!

by Toe fan July 9, 2011