5 definitions by Toe fan
The shredded state of the top layer of epidermis on your big toe following a day of propelling yourself in the water of a concrete public pool.
by Toe fan July 9, 2011
What you give someone when you stick their head in a toilet bowl and flush. From the fine family of humiliating physical insults such as Indian rug burns, purple nurples, wedgies or run-of-the-mill nuggies.
by Toe fan May 5, 2009
the wispy fecal matter remnants suspended in the toilet bowl following an inefficient flush, resembling that of a snow globe.
by Toe fan May 1, 2009
The often painful yet addicting result of someone who cannot resist peeling dry skin off their feet. An occurrence more prevalent during the summer months when sandal wearers subject their feet to optimal peel foot inducing conditions.
by Toe fan July 9, 2011
The crouching position one takes when in the front of a group photo in an attempt to make sure the people behind him/her are visible. In reality, the person striking this pose appears to be pooping in the photo
by Toe fan November 18, 2014