Definitions by Toe fan

Poop Stoop 

The crouching position one takes when in the front of a group photo in an attempt to make sure the people behind him/her are visible. In reality, the person striking this pose appears to be pooping in the photo

That's Joe in the poop stoop up front

Poop Stoop by Toe fan November 17, 2014

Pool toe 

The shredded state of the top layer of epidermis on your big toe following a day of propelling yourself in the water of a concrete public pool.

Does anyone have a bandaid? I have a bad case of pool toe.

Pool toe by Toe fan July 9, 2011

Peel foot 

The often painful yet addicting result of someone who cannot resist peeling dry skin off their feet. An occurrence more prevalent during the summer months when sandal wearers subject their feet to optimal peel foot inducing conditions.

I've got a good peel foot going, keeps me busy at night!

Peel foot by Toe fan July 9, 2011

swishy

What you give someone when you stick their head in a toilet bowl and flush. From the fine family of humiliating physical insults such as Indian rug burns, purple nurples, wedgies or run-of-the-mill nuggies.

You better watch out or I'll give you a swishy!

swishy by Toe fan May 5, 2009

shit flurries 

the wispy fecal matter remnants suspended in the toilet bowl following an inefficient flush, resembling that of a snow globe.

Get me some galoshes, that guy left his shit flurries in the bowl!

shit flurries by Toe fan May 1, 2009