Funch

To take one's lunch-break, and engage in any number of sexual acts with any number of individuals, instead of eating.

As a noun: "I'm going to take funch."

As a verb: "I hear Sally and Bob are funching." Or, "You dirty funchers."

by Todd M. December 14, 2006

Incarcinerate

the act of being burned alive, while asleep, and in prison.

"I hear Mickey the fish got incarcinerated while in Attica."

"Doctor, I keep having this recurring nightmare involving my incarcineration"

by Todd M. December 14, 2006