Tocker's definitions

tick

To be in the preparation stages or considering the consumption of alcohol - before you "tock"....tick tock wine o'clock....

Tick!

by Tocker September 20, 2013

tock

To begin the partaking of alcoholic beverages....tick tock wine o'clock.... you will at first "tick" as a preamble to tocking....

I have tocked!

by Tocker September 20, 2013

Sweeting

Tweeting on a touchscreen while so covered in sweat that it comes out completely wrong.

An example of Sweeting would be accidentally tweating 'fatty badgers' while attempting to tell the world about the mildly strenous walk you are currently partaking in.

by tocker October 6, 2012