ToasterStroodles's definitions

dream girl

What a fuckboy or "player" will call you as a trick to get in your pants.

It is usually coupled with "I think about you every day" But what they really mean is "I think about you a lot, but only when I am not fucking the other girl(s) that like me."

This boy called me his dream girl and after we made out he didn't contact me for three months, probably sleeping with some other girl. What a fuckboy...

by ToasterStroodles June 13, 2016

vacation dick

A dick that is too small or too large to recieve on a daily basis as opposed to the desired size of a boyfriend dick.

boyfriend dick

I hooked up with a guy last night who had a vacation dick, not sure I would want to sleep with him again but it was a fun and new experience.

by ToasterStroodles June 13, 2016

Cuckboy

A breed of cuck who also suffers from a horrible case of fuckboy syndrome.

Cuckboys use naive women's tender emotions for sex behind their main girl's back while their dominant, bitchy girlfriend oggles other men and possibly, more than likely, also has sex with them behind HIS back. So basically they both lie and cheat on eachother. Its a lulzy thing to watch, good entertainment.

Joe is such a cuckboy, he called Annie his dream girl and led her on just so he could sleep with her while his girlfriend Naomi fucked a ton of guys but got jealous of him eyeing other women. He still talks and sees Annie behind Naomi's back though lol

by ToasterStroodles May 16, 2016

Slouchy

A beanie worn by stoners.

Mike wears a slouchy on his head every day to let others know he smokes.

by ToasterStroodles May 15, 2016