klunge

An alternate when you can't say fuck or hell because there are children or Christians nearby.

"What the klunge was that?!"

by Toadface August 09, 2003

Spurp

To spill a drink, but only slightly, especially an alcoholic beverage. The Perfect Spurp is one sudden and small dollop of roughly 5 drams. Lifted from Bill Cosby's "Himself."

Let us spurp to Hesselbania!

by Toadface August 09, 2003