Definitions by Tittyspanker47

Assasian 

An Asian bitch who's ass is as fat as a centaur.

"Dammmmm girl I'm likening that Assasian!"

Assasian by Tittyspanker47 January 22, 2017

Pooldead virus 

A hacking program made to take down internet. Once installed on a router it will take your internet down when you least expect it

"God dam it! We have the pooldead virus!"

Pooldead virus by Tittyspanker47 January 22, 2017

Pussy geyser 

When you fuck your girl so hard that when she orgasms she squirts out her pussy juice like a water geyser.

"Mate you should have seen it my bitch had a pussy geyser the other night, it was a sight to behold"

Pussy geyser by Tittyspanker47 January 21, 2017

Italian surprise 

When a person of any gender puts spaghetti noddles in Their ass hole then surprises their lover with it the next time they engage in sexual activities and then allows the lover to slurp the noodles out.

"Dude you won't believe it but my girl gave me Italian surprise last night"

Italian surprise by Tittyspanker47 January 21, 2017

Jew gas 

Gas passed by a Jewish person that smells so bad it would put Hitler's gas chamber to shame.

"Hitler's gas chamber ain't got shit on my Jew gas"

Jew gas by Tittyspanker47 January 21, 2017

Titty burglar 

A women who gets surgery on her tittys to look exactly identical to another women's titty

"That whore jescia is nothing but a big fat titty burglar"

Titty burglar by Tittyspanker47 January 21, 2017

Orgasm gauntlet 

The orgasm gauntlet is a challenge of sexual activities between a man and a women in which the male has the survive the following gauntlet of sexually activities without busting a nut. Hand job, blow job, tit job, vaginal and finally sword fighting. If the male survives all the sexual acts for the set time decide by the male and female without jizzing he is then allowed to do the female anal, however if he fails the gauntlet he must give her anal.

"Yo I tried to do the Orgasm gauntlet the other day, i made it to the sword fight befor I lost and let me tell you I feel like my ass will never stop being sore"

Orgasm gauntlet by Tittyspanker47 January 21, 2017