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Definitions by Tittyspanker47

Assasian 

An Asian bitch who's ass is as fat as a centaur.
"Dammmmm girl I'm likening that Assasian!"
Assasian by Tittyspanker47 January 22, 2017

Pooldead virus 

A hacking program made to take down internet. Once installed on a router it will take your internet down when you least expect it
"God dam it! We have the pooldead virus!"
Pooldead virus by Tittyspanker47 January 22, 2017

Pussy geyser 

When you fuck your girl so hard that when she orgasms she squirts out her pussy juice like a water geyser.
"Mate you should have seen it my bitch had a pussy geyser the other night, it was a sight to behold"
Pussy geyser by Tittyspanker47 January 21, 2017
Gas passed by a Jewish person that smells so bad it would put Hitler's gas chamber to shame.
"Hitler's gas chamber ain't got shit on my Jew gas"
Jew gas by Tittyspanker47 January 21, 2017

Italian surprise 

When a person of any gender puts spaghetti noddles in Their ass hole then surprises their lover with it the next time they engage in sexual activities and then allows the lover to slurp the noodles out.
"Dude you won't believe it but my girl gave me Italian surprise last night"
Italian surprise by Tittyspanker47 January 21, 2017

Titty burglar 

A women who gets surgery on her tittys to look exactly identical to another women's titty
"That whore jescia is nothing but a big fat titty burglar"
Titty burglar by Tittyspanker47 January 21, 2017

Coke hole 

The hole in a coke bottle you drink from
"Someone ruined my soda bottle by toungeing my coke hole"
Coke hole by Tittyspanker47 January 21, 2017