Tittyspanker47's definitions

Assasian

An Asian bitch who's ass is as fat as a centaur.

"Dammmmm girl I'm likening that Assasian!"

by Tittyspanker47 January 22, 2017

Orgasm gauntlet

The orgasm gauntlet is a challenge of sexual activities between a man and a women in which the male has the survive the following gauntlet of sexually activities without busting a nut. Hand job, blow job, tit job, vaginal and finally sword fighting. If the male survives all the sexual acts for the set time decide by the male and female without jizzing he is then allowed to do the female anal, however if he fails the gauntlet he must give her anal.

"Yo I tried to do the Orgasm gauntlet the other day, i made it to the sword fight befor I lost and let me tell you I feel like my ass will never stop being sore"

by Tittyspanker47 January 21, 2017

Pussy geyser

When you fuck your girl so hard that when she orgasms she squirts out her pussy juice like a water geyser.

"Mate you should have seen it my bitch had a pussy geyser the other night, it was a sight to behold"

by Tittyspanker47 January 21, 2017

Mamma bongo

The art of smacking yo mamma's ass like a bongo drum.

"Dude i was up all night playing yo mamma bongo"

by Tittyspanker47 November 3, 2016

Coke hole

The hole in a coke bottle you drink from

"Someone ruined my soda bottle by toungeing my coke hole"

by Tittyspanker47 January 21, 2017

Italian surprise

When a person of any gender puts spaghetti noddles in Their ass hole then surprises their lover with it the next time they engage in sexual activities and then allows the lover to slurp the noodles out.

"Dude you won't believe it but my girl gave me Italian surprise last night"

by Tittyspanker47 January 21, 2017

Dick salad

When you get out the shower without shaving in weeks and your pubs look like seaweed.

"I should really should shave I'm starting to get dick salad down there"

by Tittyspanker47 January 22, 2017