Definitions by Tino the Rapist

Last Card Wanker 

During a game of poker:
the kind of twat that goes the entire round bluffing with completely nothing and then wins only by the sheer luck of the last card

there needs no example, you will know if you've suffered at the hands of these last card wankers

Last Card Wanker by Tino the Rapist March 24, 2010

smorged 

this can be used to replace inferior words such as owned, pwned and battered

I smorged gaz on COD yesterday lols

smorged by Tino the Rapist March 19, 2010