Tinklinson McLumpkin's definitions

carnivoresexual

Refusal to engage in sexual activity with vegetarians or vegans due to the funky smell of rotten veg or tofu and their constant referral to themselves as vegans/vegetarians.

I’d love to have sex with you Cassandra but I’m carnivoresexual and I saw you eat a turnip last week at Sebastian’s and talk for 2 hrs about it afterwards, so I must decline.

by Tinklinson McLumpkin May 21, 2018