Timstuff's definitions

change course

A politically correct substitute for the word "lose." Has become extremely popular in the last 4 years.

The Springfield Hawks seemed to have victory in the state championship game locked up. But halfway through the game, Coach Moore decided that winning was too hard, and had the team change course.

by Timstuff January 22, 2008

xx0rz

In 1337 speech, it's used in conjunction with a variety of words to make the word sound "1337." For example: "hackers" becomes "haxx0rz." "Sex" becomes "sexx0rs." Etc.

ZOMG dude, I was playing Counterstrike the other night and then the host turned on teh haxx0rz and started to kilxx0rz everyone!

by Timstuff November 19, 2007

religious atheist

Someone who hates religion so much that their atheism has become a religion of its own.

Hank: "Man, it's so disgusting that our that our school has a bible study group! I'm going to make a petition to get an atheist club started!"

Bob: "You're totally a religious atheist."

Hank: "AM NOT! So do you want to come to the national prayer week protest blood drive on Saturday?"

by Timstuff October 24, 2007

mokele-mbembe

The name that natives of the Congo have given to what many believe to be a living Dinosaur, that is said reside in their region. From interviews with locals and eye-witness accounts by explorers, it is believed that the creature is a sauropod, like a diploticus or apatasaurus (commonly mistaken for a "brontosaurus," which did not actually exist).

Though there have been many reports of Mokele-Mbembe sightings since the late 19th century, the scientific community has shown little interest in researching it.

by Timstuff September 30, 2007