pretired

The state of an employee who has submitted their retirement notice and maintains the facade of working by showing up during office hours. This person exerts no effort and yields no production while on the clock.
When Gary was not chosen for the select sales team, he was told it was because he was "pretired" and considered "deadweight".
by Timmy Leary September 17, 2010
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ragrage

The intense emotional response of a woman on her period when she becomes agitated by something.
Dude don't go near Angie today she has ragrage, she'll screech at you for anything.
by Timmy Leary December 17, 2011
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