Definitions by Times Square Karl
One-Eyed Willy
When a man is lying on his back while the woman is jerking him off in the dark, as he's about to shoot his load, he leans up and she (intentionally or unintentionally) aims his "one-eyed peg leg" at his eye. When the cum hits his eye, he grabs it, and yells, ARRRRRRGGHHHHH....
I thought that I would be mad that my old lady gave me a one-eyed willy last night, but after measuring the distance..."I'M THE MAN!!!!!"
One-Eyed Willy by Times Square Karl June 11, 2006
fickle pickle
I kept poking and prodding but I couldn't get my fickle pickle in the pink and especially not in the stink!
fickle pickle by Times Square Karl June 11, 2006
bust a nut in grandma's butt
bust a nut in grandma's butt by Times Square Karl June 11, 2006