One-Eyed Willy

When a man is lying on his back while the woman is jerking him off in the dark, as he's about to shoot his load, he leans up and she (intentionally or unintentionally) aims his "one-eyed peg leg" at his eye. When the cum hits his eye, he grabs it, and yells, ARRRRRRGGHHHHH....

I thought that I would be mad that my old lady gave me a one-eyed willy last night, but after measuring the distance..."I'M THE MAN!!!!!"

by Times Square Karl June 11, 2006

bust a nut in grandma's butt

Give granny some serious ass jizz!

Maestro likes to bust a nut in grandma's butt.

by Times Square Karl June 11, 2006

fickle pickle

When the male sausage is not quite hard enough for hole entry.

I kept poking and prodding but I couldn't get my fickle pickle in the pink and especially not in the stink!

by Times Square Karl June 11, 2006