Definitions by Timbotron3000

Oprah Normal 

Having surrendered all personal tastes and interests to the mediocre world of middle-American reality television, book clubs, and middle class consumerism. Implying someone is lacking any taste or sense of adventure beyond what is recommended on talkshows, women's magazines, and in shopping malls.

We visited the neighbors and their home was like walking into a furniture catalog. Man, they were so Oprah normal!

Oprah Normal by Timbotron3000 May 30, 2006

Thousandaire 

When someone who comes from an impoverished background shows-off with (often tasteless) flashy jewelry, expensive phones, etc. to demonstrate that they are not as broke as their friends; they're "in the big leagues" because they are not living-off welfare, etc. Pretending to be rich on a small budget.

We were in this dump of a club last night, all these thousandaires were showing-off their new cellphones and lame-ass gold chains.

Thousandaire by Timbotron3000 May 30, 2006