christmas karling

- The hybrid act crossing an assault hot karl and christmas carroling.

While posing as those annoying people who come to your door around christmas time and sing, you secretly have a tube sock/brown paper bag...etc full of your fiber fudge. Just when the unsuspecting idiot realizes that you suck at singing, start pelting him with shit until he begs for mercy... then hit him/her a few more times.
This guy totally stiffed me when I was delivering a pizza to his house last weekend. I think we should go christmas karling... show him the holiday spirit.
by tim March 21, 2005
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Aw Crud!

A subsitute word for crap. A word that isn't as cursed as crap. Instead of 'crap,' people use 'crud' because they think 'crap' is too effensive. A mad saying of 'crud,' except it's 'Aw Crud.'
Aw Crud! That bossy asshole told me to movie my freakin' car!
by Tim August 16, 2004
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PEVIL

The cross between evil and well, pee...
Whoa thats PEVIL!!
by Tim May 02, 2003
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Pierpont

a person who is fat and thinks they are black
by Tim January 30, 2003
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spelling nazi

a person who freaks out when a little spelling mistake has occured or has be a constant little asshole about it.
person a: here's my thesis for the pythagoream theorem

persin b: OMG PYTHAGOREAM! JIHAD!
by Tim August 31, 2005
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Gaytard

Johnathong is a GAYTARD
by tim May 22, 2003
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lush

British slang term to describe something pleasing.
"that girl is fucking lush"
by Tim March 18, 2005
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