Tilly Tilly's definitions

8oz burger fart

8oz burger fart occurs when there is no toilet during a BBQ and end up shitting in a pair of burger buns (Safety buns)
Safety buns are held under the fart to catch the poo.

Gordon: "Eaten too much meat today Barry... i need a shit"
Barry: "The toilet is broken..... Here are some safety buns!"
Gordon: "I've just landed a 8oz burger fart"

by Tilly Tilly October 6, 2013

Urbstration

The frustration of not getting a word into the Urban Dictionary!!!!

I've tried to define 5 words today and have been rejected on every word! Urbstration!! Arrrghhhhhh!

by Tilly Tilly October 5, 2013

Granny Marmalade

Granny marmalade occurs when a very elderly lady produces a sticky, viscous and pungent coloured mucus from her vagina.

This is also known as downstairs phlegm.

John: Granny you've spilled marmalade all over your pants again!!

Granny Beatrice: Ohhh nooo grandson, that's just Granny marmalade !

by tilly tilly May 7, 2014

gammon satchel

A gammon satchel is a salty vagina with two big salty flaps which stick together. Also known as a ready salted vagina

I can't believe you unbuckled her gammon satchel... thats nasty! People have been jailed for less.

by Tilly Tilly October 7, 2013

grape peeler

A grape peeler is a woman who likes to nibble the scrotum gently until she gets some dead skin.

Paul: I had my dick grape peeled 30 times then she just went home, does that count??
Mike: NO! haha, She just used you.... the dirty grape peeler

by Tilly Tilly October 7, 2013

Body Fart

A body fart occurs when two smooth bodies interlock and the gap between boobs and pectoral muscles produce a airlock which creates a fart noise.

*Two people cuddling in bed naked and tightly creating a fart noise*
Barbra: Did you just fart??
Derek: Nooo, it was just a body fart!! Smell around my ass if you don't believe me!
Barbra: Good! It was just an innocent body fart!

by tilly tilly May 12, 2014

Burger fart

Grab someone's burger off their plate, place between bum cheeks (clench hard) and fart on their burger. Screaming "BURGER FART!!"Sometimes known as a lower burger bite.

Quick Jonny has gone to the toilet *Burger straight off the plate to bum cheeks, clench and fart on it*....."BURGER FART!!" Place back like nothing has happened

by Tilly Tilly October 6, 2013