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Definitions by Ticklish Tapir

Bottom half ken doll top half pez dispenser that only dispenses enema pellets.
I identify as a womab -Kliberace
Womab by Ticklish Tapir November 25, 2020

beaver bite 

The remnants of blood left over from a lapdance having been performed by a lady-of-the-night on her period.
Bro, check out this beaver bite Destiny left on my jeans last night at Peek-a-boobs!
beaver bite by Ticklish Tapir December 16, 2018

chubs hand 

The act of receiving a handjob with the giver using a prosthetic wooden hand, possibly with the fingers simply glued on.

Reference to the 1996 classic, Happy Gilmore - and his golf coach, Chubs.
My girlfriend got her hand ripped off in a woodchipper yesterday, so I made her give me the ole chubs hand a few minutes after she woke up from surgery.
chubs hand by Ticklish Tapir July 1, 2018
A lubed up carrot used in the forced ramming of ones rectum.
I sat down for lunch today and there was a fucking asspeg in my chair. I had to go to the hospital to get it taken out.
asspeg by Ticklish Tapir February 4, 2006