chubs hand

The act of receiving a handjob with the giver using a prosthetic wooden hand, possibly with the fingers simply glued on.

Reference to the 1996 classic, Happy Gilmore - and his golf coach, Chubs.

My girlfriend got her hand ripped off in a woodchipper yesterday, so I made her give me the ole chubs hand a few minutes after she woke up from surgery.

by Ticklish Tapir July 1, 2018

Womab

Bottom half ken doll top half pez dispenser that only dispenses enema pellets.

I identify as a womab -Kliberace

by Ticklish Tapir November 25, 2020

beaver bite

The remnants of blood left over from a lapdance having been performed by a lady-of-the-night on her period.

Bro, check out this beaver bite Destiny left on my jeans last night at Peek-a-boobs!

by Ticklish Tapir December 16, 2018

asspeg

A lubed up carrot used in the forced ramming of ones rectum.

I sat down for lunch today and there was a fucking asspeg in my chair. I had to go to the hospital to get it taken out.

by Ticklish Tapir February 4, 2006