Eurovision Song Contest

Song contest held every single year in Europe. There is what as called The Big 6, The UK, France, Germany, Italy, Spain and the hosting country, these 6 automatically qualify for the Grand Finale, all the other countries however, have to qualify through the semi-finale.

It is a very political contest as The United Kingdom consistently finishes in the bottom 5 and Greece and Cyprus will religiously give each other the full 12pts every single time, the votes from these two countries, are very predictable. There is also the Nordic friendship with Finland, Sweden, Norway, Denmark and Iceland, generally supporting each other. Malta will often vote for Italy and occasionally the UK. Azerbaijan and Armenia just simply don't really vote for each other as well due to political tension.

In Tel Aviv politcalness seemed to be the theme of the night with Iceland's group holding up Palestine flags after receiving their votes, and Madonna did a similar thing as well in the the break between the contest and voting session.

This year (2019), The Netherlands🇳🇱 won with Duncan Laurence's song 'Arcade' in Tel Aviv, Israel 🇮🇱. This means, The Netherlands 🇳🇱 will host the 2020 event and will automatically qualify.
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Thot Patrol

A group of specially qualified individuals (almost always men) who are tasked with the objective of patrolling the local town/city centre, schools, alleyways to observe and monitor Thot activity and growth. Those associated with the Thot Patrol are trained in stealth to infiltrate Thot territory and eradicate the group to protect the local people from such thots by negotiation or militaristic action, whatever is needed will be done.
"I'm excited to join The Thot Patrol ranks"
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Colchester United

A football team based in Colchester, Essex who play in League Two in England and play home fixtures at the JobServe Community Stadium. Colchester Utd was founded in the year 1937. Colchester can brag something only 3 other English teams can do so as well. In 1971, Colchester, after a 4-4 with West Bromwich Albion, Colchester and WBA took to penalties where The U's ran out 4-3 winners, this resulted in Colchester lifting the 1971 Watney Cup at The Hawthorns, as for the 3 other teams who won it, Derby won it in 1970, Bristol Rovers in 72, and Stoke City in 73, after the 1973 edition to the Watney Cup, the competition was scrapped completely. In the 18/19 Season, The U's finished 8th in League Two with 70 pts, therefore missing out on play-offs for yet another year. And the best thing about COLU, is that... I support them!!! Truly amazing.

The U's attained their highest position in England when they finished 10th in the EFL Championship in the 06/07 season back in the Layer Road days.
Colchester United are really good
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Essex People

With the younger generations which I am apart of myself, Essex Boys tend to think they are hard just because they got the latest Gucci and got parents ballin' in the money, they ride around the county with their scooters and BMX's and live on a diet of McDonald's McFlurrys they stole and Energy drinks, however some of us are a bit more like me, a bit shyer, very introverted, hard working and respectful to others in public at the very least.

When it comes to Essex Girls, only a part of the stereotype is true. No Essex girls wear fucking Stilettos, fact. And not all say 'you alright love?' every two fucking seconds, however only a couple do actually do that. The part that is true, is that Essex Girls are for the most part, very slutty and gravitate towards the traditional 'Cool Guy' who they will inevitable suck off everyday after school and then start dating only to break up 2 hours later. They wear extremely tight and short skirts to school, that throughout the day will 'conveniently' creep up their body to the point where their ass is almost exposed. Their faces are approximately 70% makeup and these girls jump to conclusions quicker than Usain Bolt can do the fucking 100m sprint. They often wear shorts, maybe skinny half ripped jeans, extremely tight leggings, mini skirt, crop tops, latest Adidas and Nike shit, ten tonnes of makeup, perfume and more fucking perfume, Victoria Secret shit or just any bra or panties that make you look a fucking slut.
"Some Essex people are nice, others... Not so much"
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Spazmoiditis

Can be contracted when you come into contact with a spaz / spazmoid , when contracted your brain will succumb to ways of the spaz people within a couple days of the infection setting foot into your bloodstream, therefore, making you, a bloody spazmoid.
"I think I contracted a serious case of Spazmoiditis"
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Ah Shit... Here We Again

CJ's iconic line from GTA: San Andreas. It has recently exploded into a meme.
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The Dark Web

The Dark Web is often confused with The Deep Web . The Dark Web can be accessed via Tor Browser. The Dark Web, is not accessible via Google , Firefox , Internet Explorer , Bing and so on, these browser are what we refer to as Surface Web Browsers. You can still access the dark side of the web with a just a computer or phone or tablet, whatever, It's highly dangerous doing so, a Virtual Machine is recommended, to say it simply, the Virtual Machine is a makeshift computer inside you computer, if a virus/malware is contracted, it fucks the Machine, not your computer.

On the Dark Web you can find:

CP

Hitmen (often fake)

Fake Id's and Driving Licences

Chatrooms

Redrooms

Hacking

Selling illegal shit (drugs, guns etc)

The equivalent of pedo heaven, where pedos chat to get to know each other, often with the aim of getting into a relationship, with the soul purpose to rape their children and sell them off.

And Much Much MORE

Do not EVER access the deep web

You will scarred for life
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