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The act of taking someone's virginity while on a Bowflex.
I totally got The Chuck Norris at the gym yesterday.
by Those are the fax March 01, 2009

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The act of being fucked in the ass by two sailors while eating a Frito Pie.

See "frito pirate."
I totally got the old Anchors Away on the pier last night!
by Those are the fax March 01, 2009

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When a janitor jizzes in your hair.
I totally got the The Dirty Mop in the janitor's closet after school yesterday.
by Those are the fax March 01, 2009

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