Those are the fax's definitions

The Chuck Norris

The act of taking someone's virginity while on a Bowflex.

I totally got The Chuck Norris at the gym yesterday.

by Those are the fax March 1, 2009

The Dirty Mop

When a janitor jizzes in your hair.

I totally got the The Dirty Mop in the janitor's closet after school yesterday.

by Those are the fax March 1, 2009

Anchors Away

The act of being fucked in the ass by two sailors while eating a Frito Pie.

See "frito pirate."

I totally got the old Anchors Away on the pier last night!

by Those are the fax March 1, 2009