Definitions by Those are the fax

The Chuck Norris 

The act of taking someone's virginity while on a Bowflex.

I totally got The Chuck Norris at the gym yesterday.

The Chuck Norris by Those are the fax March 1, 2009

The Dirty Mop 

When a janitor jizzes in your hair.

I totally got the The Dirty Mop in the janitor's closet after school yesterday.

The Dirty Mop by Those are the fax March 1, 2009

Anchors Away 

The act of being fucked in the ass by two sailors while eating a Frito Pie.

See "frito pirate."

I totally got the old Anchors Away on the pier last night!

Anchors Away by Those are the fax March 1, 2009