noun - extremely skinny legs that are especially non-proportional to one's body.
That guy's upper body is pure Italian wall, but he has some pretty bad referee legs.
Noun - an individual who is either extremely muscular or plain rugged in demeanor and action. A badass
Adj. - of or relating to ruggedness or badassness
Broderick Bunkley is not a very good football player but he is a pure Jack Mineral Ice in his combine photo.
Ben James had a heart attack in North Carolina and then drove home to Pennsylvania, that's Jack Mineral Ice