Rhino fan

Thumb in the ass while fanning the balls the fingers.

Mark never ejaculated so hard until his brother hit him with the rhino fan. The pressure in the ass and tickle on the balls really set him off!

by Thomas broadway November 27, 2023

Cream steamer

When a girl gets you so excited you shoot your load and spray shit at the same time!

You got so excite Your mom was jerking you off you laid a cream steamer on the bed sheets..

She was so hot I gave her a cream steamer

by Thomas broadway February 15, 2017

ooze tube

Large veiny boner

The wife got excited when she saw the old ooze tube hanging out of my shorts.

She worked the oozed tube like a trombone until it sprayed all over the ceiling.

by Thomas broadway January 19, 2017

Convertible top

An uncircumcised penis

Thank god my boy friend has a convertible top, it give me the opportunity to dock him.

by Thomas broadway May 10, 2015

Frankenugly

So ugly they where most likely spawned from Frankenstein ,

I met this this chick at the at the bar. She was so frankenugly I could get a boner!

by Thomas broadway December 21, 2014

Rhino fan

Thumb up the ass while fanning your nuts with the other hand!!

Mark never had shot ropes like that until his brother gave him the rhino fan!!!

by Thomas broadway November 19, 2023