Thomas broadway's definitions

Cream steamer

When a girl gets you so excited you shoot your load and spray shit at the same time!

You got so excite Your mom was jerking you off you laid a cream steamer on the bed sheets..

She was so hot I gave her a cream steamer

by Thomas broadway February 15, 2017

Cheese grater

When you shit in the shower and grate the shit down the drain with your foot.

I had to shit so bad I let a log fall shower , so I used the cheese grater to get I down the drain.

by Thomas broadway May 27, 2015

chowder shot

the act of blowing your load on someone’s stomach and then licking it up.

Every Christmas Mark likes to do chowder shots with his bother. He says it’s a great way to celebrate.

by Thomas broadway December 10, 2022

Devil's spear

When your lady decides to finger her man's pisshole

I got quite the surprise when my wife gave me the devil's spear. I didn't think her finger would fit in my pisshole.

by Thomas broadway May 27, 2015

Monkey Smile

Shaved Vagina

Hey Mark,did you hit the monkey smile this weekend!!?

Her bathing suit was so tight you could see her monkey smile.

by Thomas broadway December 1, 2021

Rhino fan

Thumb up the ass while fanning your nuts with the other hand!!

Mark never had shot ropes like that until his brother gave him the rhino fan!!!

by Thomas broadway November 19, 2023