Definitions by Thomas broadway

Devil's stream 

The double stream of piss out of a penis when the penis lips are stuck together in the morning

the tissues on the back of the toilet were fuck when the devil's stream took over . One stream of piss down on my foot and one in the tissue box. What the fuck?

Devil's stream by Thomas broadway May 14, 2015

Convertible top 

An uncircumcised penis

Thank god my boy friend has a convertible top, it give me the opportunity to dock him.

Convertible top by Thomas broadway May 10, 2015

piss fan 

Pulling your foreskin tight and pissing causing a fanning effect.

The golden sun was beautiful as it shined through my piss fan early in the morning.

My new girlfriend said I gave the best golden shower because I used the piss fan technique !

piss fan by Thomas broadway May 10, 2015

Hole hoggin 

The act of stretching your piss hole over a fire hydrant.

I was having some trouble peeing so the the doctor said I needed a hole hoggin.

I Tried to steal a leprechaun' s gold and he gave me a hole hoggin instead!

Hole hoggin by Thomas broadway December 29, 2014

Frankenugly 

So ugly they where most likely spawned from Frankenstein ,

I met this this chick at the at the bar. She was so frankenugly I could get a boner!

Frankenugly by Thomas broadway December 21, 2014

Trouser Snorkeled 

To give or receive oral sex on a man

I trouser snorkeled your Grandfather

Trouser Snorkeled by Thomas broadway January 1, 2010