18 definitions by Thomas broadway

Tuna puddle

Wet spot from a good night of sex!!

Mark was having a good night sex with his sister until he rolled over into the tuna puddle and almost drowned!

by Thomas broadway December 8, 2021

ooze tube

Large veiny boner

The wife got excited when she saw the old ooze tube hanging out of my shorts.

She worked the oozed tube like a trombone until it sprayed all over the ceiling.

by Thomas broadway January 19, 2017

Cheese grater

When you shit in the shower and grate the shit down the drain with your foot.

I had to shit so bad I let a log fall shower , so I used the cheese grater to get I down the drain.

by Thomas broadway May 25, 2015

Frankenugly

So ugly they where most likely spawned from Frankenstein ,

I met this this chick at the at the bar. She was so frankenugly I could get a boner!

by Thomas broadway December 21, 2014