Cheese grater

When you shit in the shower and grate the shit down the drain with your foot.

I had to shit so bad I let a log fall shower , so I used the cheese grater to get I down the drain.

by Thomas broadway May 27, 2015

Meat connoisseur

Act knowing all size lengths, widths and load size of any penis just by looking at the bulge size in jeans. Master of Dick sizing.

I saw your dad sizing up a bunch of guys outside of the gay bar the other night, they say he is a real meat connoisseur .

by Thomas broadway April 06, 2017

Chowder volcano

The art of farting loads of sperm out of your ass.

My boyfriend was so aggressive last night he had my ass full , so I showed him the chowder volcano to empty my ass.

by Thomas broadway September 28, 2021

Sloth

Dense slow moving fart that give you to to exscape the mustard gas effect.

I dropped a sloth in the isle way at the grocery store, the guy behind me walked through the sloth and choked and gasped for fresh air as the potent fart filled his lungs.

by Thomas broadway April 13, 2017

Devil's stream

The double stream of piss out of a penis when the penis lips are stuck together in the morning

the tissues on the back of the toilet were fuck when the devil's stream took over . One stream of piss down on my foot and one in the tissue box. What the fuck?

by Thomas broadway May 14, 2015

Rhino fan

Thumb up the ass while fanning your nuts with the other hand!!

Mark never had shot ropes like that until his brother gave him the rhino fan!!!

by Thomas broadway November 19, 2023