2 definitions by Thomas Wood

EgoStatistical

A play on words meaning someone who is egotistical but backs up there self centred claims with graphs and numbers. (hence statistical).

Also someone who simply produces statistics that glorify themselves and their deeds.

Alternatively showing off that you have a good ability with statistics.

'That guy saying hes ace with all those graphs and charts about himslef is egostatistical'.

by Thomas Wood March 14, 2006

Simp

Losing interest in the boys and becoming more / too comfortable with your girlfriend.

“Does buying a matching tracksuit with my girlfriend make me a simp?”

by Thomas Wood July 15, 2020