Definitions by Thomas Foolery

Alabama Wind 

When you are fucking your cousin, in front of your sister, and your mom farts a rail of meth in your face.

There is a family reunion in mobile tomorrow. I hear there will be some Alabama Wind.

Alabama Wind by Thomas Foolery November 4, 2019

Alabama Rat

When you are in your Air B&B in Gulf Shores, Alabama, and your smokebag neighbor sneaks into your heated pool two times.

That Alabama Rat is in the pool again.

Alabama Rat by Thomas Foolery November 4, 2019

portuguese mudslide 

Very similar to a hot lunch. An act common to lovemaking couples in Portugal, this is where the male climbs upon the face of his partner, blocks her vision by laying his testicles in her eyes, and spackles her nose and mouth with greasy diarrhea.

"She was already eating my ass, so I upped the ante and pulled off a sweet portuguese mudslide!"

portuguese mudslide by thomas foolery December 23, 2006