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GLWP

The abbreviation for "genuine laughter was produced." The meaning is similar to "lol," but it means you actually laughed.

919-555-7542: Dude, my attractive female neighbor is completely paranoid. She thinks I'm following or even stalking her, she is worried that I may be obsessed with her and any time she hears a noise in her house she is...purified? Oh, wait... petrified. Sorry, it's not easy reading a diary through binoculars from a tree.

919-555-2457: GLWP

by THIS IS NOT MY REAL NAME July 5, 2012

Brown Crown

When you poop on someone’s head during sex

Bro I totally hooked up with my boss’ mom last night, I even gave her a brown crown and she loved it

by This is not my real name June 16, 2022

Brown Defibrillator

After having done something physically exhausting, someone poops on your chest

After I had sex with my boss’s mom, she was so out of breath so I gave her a Brown Defibrillator

by This is not my real name July 14, 2022

A.T.B.C

The acronym for the delicious cigarette that one enjoys right after enjoying a most delicious Taco Bell meal. After Taco Bell Cigarette.

The A.T.B.C. I had today was amazing.

by this is not my real name April 26, 2006