Definitions by Thinking is not a crime

Marriage 

A cultural sanction that is out of date and not needed. Basically, a woman becomes a slave to her husband and must legally refuse her name thereby being robbed of her identity.

Alice Smith is now Mrs. Peter Asshole. She went through marriage yesterday.

Marriage by Thinking is not a crime May 27, 2009

Hancock 

a movie with Will Smith that made absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Friends: Hey, let's watch Hancock!
*see movie*
Me: Dude, that movie made no fucking sense! That's 2 hours of my life I'll never get back.

Hancock by Thinking is not a crime May 3, 2009