Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Thicccccccccc boiiiii

LazarBeam

A dude who likes to rub Dave all over his body.

Friend: did you see lazarBeam rubbing Dave all over himself yesterday?

Me: yeahhh... HEHEHE

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The most bootiful being on da planet earth it is god. We worship potato don’t mess with da potato god

Potato god: bow down peasants as I rule the world!

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Me: look at dat thiccc bois juicy booty

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Me: I think moto moto likes youuu

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A mystical being that will ruin your childhood if you look him in the eye. He is the most smexy puppet there is and he has a good booty too 🤤

Me:heeeyy did you see Elmo’s booty the other day, he is looking kinda thicc!

Friend: you need metal help

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A scary creep who likes to attac the innocent peasant Zara. The wild Percy likes to attac the creepy Zara because Percy is an anus crack hole.

Random dude: who the fudge is that psychopathic girl chasing the innocent Zara around.

Other dude: oh that’s just the wild Percy being an idiot

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