me

The best person that exists seriously I am so fucking great I'm really that cool I rule. Me.

Yo man, pass me a drink.

by theory's apprentice July 04, 2006

Chunky Asshole

Gross.

Its like if you have a really gross poop that gets your asshole all poopy but then you don’t wipe at all whatsoever. Gross.

Yea so I was about to toss her salad and then I found out, SHE HAS A CHUNKY ASSHOLE!!

by Theory's Apprentice July 03, 2006

fatass

One who cannot get up when pushed down because of his/her immense weight.

Yea, I pushed thata fatass down. And then as I watched him struggle to get up, I kicked him. HAHA!!

by Theory's Apprentice July 02, 2006

40 year old virgin

YOU, LOSER!!

Its also the name a very popular movie made by Steve Carell.

You are a 40 year old virgin because you will not have sex until you are 40.

by Theory's apprentice July 01, 2006

Buttsmut

Buttsmut is anal porn.

I have a fetish for buttsmut.

by Theory's Apprentice July 03, 2006

steve carell

He love carpet.
He love desk.
He love lamp.

If you dont get that joke then go see Anchorman and then after that go see the 40 Year Old Virgin and then after that start watching The Office.

I like watching Steve Carell waxing his chest hair off.

by Theory's apprentice July 01, 2006

kool aids

This is what you get if you have unprotected sex with the kool aid guy.

Friend: I have aids, OH NO!!
Kool Aid guy: You have kool aids, OHHHH YEAAA!!!

by Theory's Apprentice July 03, 2006