Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Theodore Foreskin

Canned Carrots

This is what you say when you find something extremely funny and/or hilarious.

“Guess what Josh?” “What Chris?” “Chicken Butt!” “Bruhh, canned carrots!”

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What you say to show love or appreciation towards your homie.

“Befjit bro.”

“I Befjit you to!”

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This is what you call your friend when they are getting wild at a party.

“Bro I just picked up 3 fine hoes and we are all going back to my place!”

“Yoooo, thats awesome ya extraterrestrial scoop!”

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The act of inserting heavy cream into ones anus and a man churning it with his penis until he ejaculates.

“Me and Chris made some New England Nutter Butter last night!”

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