3 definitions by Themi Theodos

boners that seem to come from nowhere, and for no reason. Can tend to be embarassing, and can often lead to extremely humorous moments.
One guy: Dude ive been getting alot of mystery wood lately.
Other guy: What the fuck is mystery wood?
Guy grabing a hold of his boner: THIS!
Other guy:WHAT THE FUCK MAN!
Guy with boner: Exactly theres no reason for this, why did it show up, well never know.
by Themi Theodos May 9, 2009
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The boobs of a dykie masculine bitch like Jodie Foster, or Rosie o Donnel
Feminists dont have tits they have chesticles
by Themi Theodos June 16, 2009
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The t-shirts that show Che Guevaras face on them. Oddly enough 98% of the people who wear them have no idea who he is or what hes done. Either they wear the shirt because they're ignorant "misfits" who equate the shirt with a Ramones shirt or Led Zeppelin shirt, or they're stupid little MTV kids who think they're gonna show the world that they're unique and not easily predictable, because they have cool political beleifs.......That or your just a stupid naive commie bastard.
One fag: hey I stopped by Hot Topic to pick up some Jimi Hendrix shirts and found this shirt with this guys head on it

Other fag: Ive seen those before, yea those are cool, nice shirt.

Typical College proffesor: I love Che shirts , DEATH TO CAPATILISM AND ALL FORMS OF FREEDOM
by Themi Theodos June 17, 2009
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