Definitions by The_Wrangler

Oiling the wood 

To masteurbate using oil as a lubricant

last night I got out the baby oil and spent the night oiling the wood

Oiling the wood by the_wrangler February 21, 2009

Porg

A native of the planet Porg, most notable for their diminuative stature.

Porg's are never more than five feet tall.

Uber-Porgs are never more than four feet, six inches tall.

S/he is really tiny, a total Porg.

Porg by The_Wrangler August 17, 2008