TheWindSoldier's definitions

Netgear Firewall

A gay ass firewall that won't let you go to websites such as MySpace, Facebook, ect. It also blocks websites that show naked ladies. It is also hard to disable.

Bob: Hey Jack, lets look at some naked ladies!
Jack: We can't because of my Netgear Firewall.

by TheWindSoldier April 11, 2010

Fast Shit

Going poop without wiping your ass.

Bob: John, why do you smell like poop?
John: I took a fast shit!

by TheWindSoldier April 17, 2010

Toilet Noob

A person who has to take a shit ever half hour.

Bob: Wow John, you have to go to the bathroom all the time.
John: So....?
Bob: You must be a toilet Noob.

by TheWindSoldier April 20, 2010

ShitPickle

A pickle covered in shit to give it a more pleasurable taste.

Bob: I don't like pickles!
Scott: Then try a shitpickle! Tastes way better that plain!

by TheWindSoldier May 8, 2010