Definitions by TheMasterOfWaffles

Dargason

1)A form of sandwich spread.
2)A way to describe an overly obese person.

Hey man, have you tried the sandwiches? They're smothered in Dargason!!

Eww, that guy is fuckin huge! He is definitely a Dargason.

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So I have this new roommate from the Netherlands. He wouldn't shut up, so rather than shooting him, I gave him a box of Shiznits.

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