Tiger, Sand, and Gravel

What I call the Robles.

Person 1: Hey...are you a Robles.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: Good...you are tiger, sand, and gravel.

by TheGravelDesign January 05, 2025

The Breath Of Versailles

When you have an abscess on your tailbone and when it pops, you do not take a suppository.

Person 1: Hey, have yo had an abscess before?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, I will call you The Breath Of Versailles.

by TheGravelDesign January 05, 2025

A Breath Of Fresh Air

When someone does not think they smell or stink.

Person 1: Hey brother, do you believe you smell or stink?
Person 2: No brother, I am A Breath Of Fresh Air.

by TheGravelDesign January 03, 2025

I am done with perianal abscesses (02/03/2025).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am done with perianal abscesses (02/03/2025).

by TheGravelDesign February 03, 2025

I Smack Backs

What you after you master pick up artistry.

Person 1: Hey...have you mastered pick up artistry.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...now say "I Smack Backs".

by TheGravelDesign January 05, 2025

Jeet "Angie" Kune Do: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Jeet "Angie" Kune Do: The First Juvenile Release

by TheGravelDesign February 03, 2025

The Breath Of Versailles

When you parkour roll on a roof.

Person 1: Hey..do you like parkour rolling on a roof?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are The Breath Of Versailles

by TheGravelDesign January 05, 2025