Beware, Bad Noah appears at first sight to be a regular Noah. But don't be fooled, under intelligent caring persona he is a calculating philanderer.
Bad Noah will make sure you can't sit down the next day, and you'll still thank him for it.
Bad Noah will use every trick in the book to convince you that only you can save him from dispare.
Bad Noah has nailed every female you know. Even your Mum.
Bad Noah will make sure you can't sit down the next day, and you'll still thank him for it.
Bad Noah will use every trick in the book to convince you that only you can save him from dispare.
Bad Noah has nailed every female you know. Even your Mum.
by TheGoldenGlitch September 14, 2021

Lucas Koh is a complex character. When you first meet him he can come across as being aloof. Underneath he's insecure, thoughtful and just wants to be loved.
Don't cross him, Lucas Koh holds a grudge.
Lucas Koh will dominate you.
Don't cross him, Lucas Koh holds a grudge.
Lucas Koh will dominate you.
There was only ever one man that could make me feel that way. His name was Lucas Koh and just thinking about him got me hot under the collar.
by TheGoldenGlitch August 24, 2021

King of the Boops. Makes the most amazing cupcakes you'll ever eat.
Occasionally prone to self doubt. You need to be obvious with a Bobby McKensie, otherwise he might not realise you like him. Once he puts you in the friend zone it can be hard to make him see you as more than friends.
If you find a Bobby McKenzie marry him.
Occasionally prone to self doubt. You need to be obvious with a Bobby McKensie, otherwise he might not realise you like him. Once he puts you in the friend zone it can be hard to make him see you as more than friends.
If you find a Bobby McKenzie marry him.
Eve: I hear Bobby McKenzie just opened a new Bakery.
Lauren: What are we waiting for? Let's go there now.
Lauren: What are we waiting for? Let's go there now.
by TheGoldenGlitch August 08, 2021

by TheGoldenGlitch August 26, 2021

Bite your lip: shut up.
Bite your lip: a sign (possibly unintentional) of sexual interest.
Bite your lip: to keep quiet during sex
Bite your lip: to keep a sexy secret.
Bite your lip: a sign (possibly unintentional) of sexual interest.
Bite your lip: to keep quiet during sex
Bite your lip: to keep a sexy secret.
by TheGoldenGlitch August 24, 2021

Toby is as handsome as he is fickle. His head will turn with every new girl he sees.
Popular friend to all.
Is pretty much made of teflon, because nothing sticks to him.
Popular friend to all.
Is pretty much made of teflon, because nothing sticks to him.
by TheGoldenGlitch August 08, 2021

Loves Lauren.
Is wise enough not to trigger himself.
Bobty McKenzie is all knowing and can answer almost anything you can think of to ask.
Is wise enough not to trigger himself.
Bobty McKenzie is all knowing and can answer almost anything you can think of to ask.
by TheGoldenGlitch August 08, 2021
