Definitions by TheDrewthHurts

Essential Ears 

The sharp pain experienced due to wearing medical grade face masks for hours on end.

COVID may be causing you to quarantine, but at least it’s saving you from a case of essential ears.

Essential Ears by TheDrewthHurts April 20, 2020

Egg Snog

Kissing someone with an egg nog milk mustache.

I've been egg snogging all evening. How am I supposed to say no to that? Merry Christmas to me!

Egg Snog by TheDrewthHurts December 21, 2016