Urban Dictionary: Definitions by TheBaldEagle

Hunched

When one’s self is exhausted due to an over exertion of their physical or social battery, typically after a long day of work or otherwise.

Sorry man I can’t hang hang out tonight, I’m hella hunched.

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When one’s self is lacking energy due to exertion of themself, either at work or otherwise.

Sorry man I can’t hang out today, I’m hella hunched

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The little flakes of dead skin that frequently fall off a bald mans head.

Guy 1: Did you see that bald guy?
Guy2: Yeah, he had some hardcore bald eagle flakes.

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