Kangaroo Courtship

A romantic relationship two parties enter into for no other reason than to be in a relationship. A relationship without love or merit.

"I'm not surprised you found him on tinder considering his kangaroo courtship."

rectal privateer

A way of saying butt pirate while in the company of those who are against foul language.

A "bro" with a man bun.

A person who is heterosexual only because they use pronouns to describe romantic partners regardless if the pronoun fits the partners true gender.

"He's just a pronoun heterosexual, he pointed to a guy and said he had sex with her."

Having anal sex in a state or country where it is frowned upon and/or illegal to do so.

"How was your trip to Alabama?"
"It was great! We did the Poop Chute Boogaloo ever night we were there."