The ultimate businessman's definitions

Roaching

The act of hiding cockroaches in your foreskin

I was gonna prank my girlfriend so I did some roaching to put the cockroaches in her coffee

by The ultimate businessman October 14, 2024

charging

First 2 gay men will align each others dicks with their asses both will insert at the same time, inserting will “connect” them to each other

Charging is pretty fucking gay

by The ultimate businessman October 26, 2024

Mexican sounding

Mexican sounding is basically sounding (inserting a metal rod down your cock) but you have to dip the rod in salsa beforehand.

Fuck Mexican sounding hurts so bad

by The ultimate businessman October 13, 2024

Flickerjelqing

Flickerjelqing is one of the hardest most extreme feelings to achieve.

First you need to edge for a whole month straight to get erectile dysfunction because you can’t jelq if you’re hard. Then you must flickergoon from the pleasure produced by jelqing for a whole week straight no breaks. When time comes, you must let it all out, this will produce an unspeakable pleasure only some may ever feel. The dopamine is higher than taking fent and beware you will never be satisfied because of how overloaded your dopamine receptors became from Flickerjelqing.

Beware this is a long excruciating journey that will take a whole month to achieve.

Man I tried to achieve Flickerjelqing but only lasted 6 hours, this seems impossible

by The ultimate businessman October 13, 2024

Snizzling

Snizzling is the act of putting vinegar and baking soda into a large bottle, the baking soda must not be in immediate contact with the vinegar or else it will explode too early. You will then insert your soft cock into the bottle and get hard, getting hard will result in your cock to get stuck. When your cock is in real tight you will violently shake the bottle causing the vinegar and baking soda to make contact. Because of the buildup of pressure the bottle will shoot off your cock like a rocket.

Jeremy lost a bet so he had to do snizzling.

by The ultimate businessman October 13, 2024

Turtling

To do turtling, you will need 4 or more people and the class turtle. Each person involved will fuck the turtle and the last person to nut will have to drink all the nut out of the dead turtle.

Me and my class wanted to pull a prank on the teacher, so we decided to do turtling!

by The ultimate businessman October 13, 2024

Witching

The act of sounding with a funnel then pouring hot sauce down the funnel causing extreme pain

I did witching last night, it hurt so fucking bad holy shit

by The ultimate businessman October 13, 2024