A small, young fella from rural Ireland, who moved to the big city and ran amok before growing too much sense and now just sits on his ample arse posting comments
Jaysus, that Nipper is forever commenting online, I wish he'd leave the house and go for a pint for a change...
A fake member of the Irishpolice force who carries a fake sheriffs badge from a ten-penny bag and spends his days posting "insider info" about their thick,red-necked, big eared colleagues
"Oh shit it's the fuckin Garda"....?"actually it's grand, its only a dickhead ngarda"....