Patriotistic

A level of patriotism that is strong enough to bring out the patriotism in the most cynical and unpatriotic of people.

He was so patriotistic, he had the entire drunk tank singing "Proud to be an American".

by The Teej July 31, 2013

The Freddy 5 hole

A 4 star asshole licking.

I totally got The Freddy 5 hole last night...

by The teej February 23, 2015

Responsiballer

A person who rolls like a rock star, but keeps his finances in order.

Chuck just bought the bar a round to celebrate his mortgage burning - Responsiballer move.

by The Teej May 25, 2017

manned parenthood

Similar to planned parenthood, but just for men.

Person A: Hey man, I think you spilled glue all over the kitchen floor during arts and crafts night.

Person B: Dude, it wasn't arts and crafts night....and that's not glue. Don't go crab walking in there unless you want to get pregmant.

Person A: Oh snap! Too late. I better get myself to manned parenthood.

by the teej April 28, 2009

pregmant

When a man is impregnated by another man. Usually unintentional.

Person A: Yo, can I borrow some of your lotion, my normally soft supple skin is unusually dry due to the changing season.

Person B: Uhhh....not unless you want to get pregmant.

Person A: Oh.

by the teej April 28, 2009