Definitions by The teej

Responsiballer 

A person who rolls like a rock star, but keeps his finances in order.

Chuck just bought the bar a round to celebrate his mortgage burning - Responsiballer move.

Responsiballer by The Teej May 25, 2017

The Freddy 5 hole

A 4 star asshole licking.

I totally got The Freddy 5 hole last night...

The Freddy 5 hole by The teej February 23, 2015

Patriotistic 

A level of patriotism that is strong enough to bring out the patriotism in the most cynical and unpatriotic of people.

He was so patriotistic, he had the entire drunk tank singing "Proud to be an American".

Patriotistic by The Teej July 31, 2013

manned parenthood 

Similar to planned parenthood, but just for men.

Person A: Hey man, I think you spilled glue all over the kitchen floor during arts and crafts night.

Person B: Dude, it wasn't arts and crafts night....and that's not glue. Don't go crab walking in there unless you want to get pregmant.

Person A: Oh snap! Too late. I better get myself to manned parenthood.

manned parenthood by the teej April 28, 2009

pregmant 

When a man is impregnated by another man. Usually unintentional.

Person A: Yo, can I borrow some of your lotion, my normally soft supple skin is unusually dry due to the changing season.

Person B: Uhhh....not unless you want to get pregmant.

Person A: Oh.

pregmant by the teej April 28, 2009