5 definitions by The teej
Person A: Yo, can I borrow some of your lotion, my normally soft supple skin is unusually dry due to the changing season.
Person B: Uhhh....not unless you want to get pregmant.
Person A: Oh.
Person B: Uhhh....not unless you want to get pregmant.
Person A: Oh.
by The teej April 29, 2009
A level of patriotism that is strong enough to bring out the patriotism in the most cynical and unpatriotic of people.
by The teej July 4, 2013
by The teej February 24, 2015
Person A: Hey man, I think you spilled glue all over the kitchen floor during arts and crafts night.
Person B: Dude, it wasn't arts and crafts night....and that's not glue. Don't go crab walking in there unless you want to get pregmant.
Person A: Oh snap! Too late. I better get myself to manned parenthood.
Person B: Dude, it wasn't arts and crafts night....and that's not glue. Don't go crab walking in there unless you want to get pregmant.
Person A: Oh snap! Too late. I better get myself to manned parenthood.
by The teej April 29, 2009
by The teej May 26, 2017