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Definitions by The talking bush

Moral High Horse 

A massive twat. A pretentious prick who takes it upon themselves to interject their own moral principles into a situation even when it clearly doesn’t concern them. Once they have inserted their bullshit they ride their moral high horse off into the sunset.
Oh shit there goes Alex on his Moral High Horse riding into the sunset

Shrub Gang 

The opposite of Bush Gang. Shrub Gang is the act of getting drunk and doing stupid shit like diving into bushes. However there is no gay sex between homies as you are all true Alpha males and have sex with lots of women.
Guy 1: can I suck your dick? Don’t worry I’m in bush gang.
Guys 2: nah bro I’m in Shrub Gang, I’m about to have a threesome with 2 sexy women.
Shrub Gang by The talking bush March 17, 2021
Getting so drunk you have gay sex in a bush with your friends. Bush Gang is then used as an excuse as to why it’s not gay because you are “homies”.
Guy 1: yo can I guzzle you cum?
Guy 2: that’s kinda gay
Guy 1: nah because we are in Bush Gang.
Bush Gang by The talking bush March 17, 2021