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Definitions by The static kids

A car that is on air suspension
“You hear about Jeff being bagged? What a bitch static till we die pu$$y”
Bagged by The static kids December 3, 2021

static life 

Welcome to the static life, here you are safe from the impression that your so low your on bags…
I’m not a bitch I’m apart of the static life #fuckbags
static life by The static kids November 21, 2021

static club 

“You order anything from the new static club merch drop?” 😳 ultimate flex
static club by The static kids November 21, 2021