Definitions by The spam eye haters

twatma

A grandma that is an absolute twat

My grandma is so vile, we call her twatma

twatma by The spam eye haters September 7, 2015

spam eye 

An eye that is deformed and has the appearance of mashed spam

Watch out grandma's spam eye is looking at us

spam eye by The spam eye haters September 7, 2015