spam eye

An eye that is deformed and has the appearance of mashed spam
Watch out grandma's spam eye is looking at us
by The spam eye haters September 07, 2015
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twatma

A grandma that is an absolute twat
My grandma is so vile, we call her twatma
by The spam eye haters September 07, 2015
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