Definitions by The shmiz

russian eggplant 

Carbon neutral eggplant, of Russian origin used to assert sexual dominance

Cindy got a Russian eggplant in his a$$ when he got with that milf

russian eggplant by The shmiz November 27, 2020

Idaho Shuffle 

When a mad dog poops in you through and proceeds to try to f**k it

I am going to Idaho shuffle you

Idaho Shuffle by The shmiz December 21, 2019