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Definitions by The scholarly crack head

Natasha Austin 

The hottest, baddest ass woman in the downtown Austin area.. And when she is with Mark Walsh there is nothing that can top them. At wobble Wednesday is where they shine

Jimmy Bigon 

This is the ultimate gaslighting event. When you're telling gas lighting stories Beyond Preposterous ridiculousness. Gas lighting on steroids
My girl seem to believe me when I told her that I caught gonorrhea from my ayahuasca ceremony. That's the best Jimmy Bigon I've ever used

Jimmy Bigon 

When a person tries to gaslight you, but beyond anything anyone would even remotely believe. Like gaslighting on steroids.
Man, my chick tried to do a Jimmy Bigon on me the other day, she said her Ayahuasca experience gave her gonorrhea so we couldn't have sex.

Raenell Bell

Bad ass BMX bike riding beauty. She will get dudes on the scent and they will lose all sense of rational reality.. Be aware of her special talent of turning dudes gay.. She is a self proclaimed "faghag"
Raenell Bell makes me want to touch my junk.. Damn she is so damn fine..