under

1. unconscious due to anesthesia

2. intoxicated

He was under in minutes, and yet, somehow he woke up before the procedure was complete.

by The Return of Light Joker April 18, 2011

territorial pissing

any territorial behavior among human beings

I'm so sick of him and his territorial pissing in front of strangers.

by The Return of Light Joker August 21, 2011

lightning

cheap, raw whiskey, unprocessed whiskey

Don't drink that lightning, it tastes awful.

by The Return of Light Joker November 03, 2007

daylight

to work at a second day job

He had to daylight as a janitor to make ends meet.

by The Return of Light Joker September 12, 2010

commode-hugging drunk

heavily alcohol intoxicated, drunk to the point of vomiting

He was commode-hugging drunk last night.

by The Return of Light Joker April 03, 2010

jock-itch

an severe itch of the male genital area contributed to by a particular fungal infection (from the fact that the area is often covered by an support garment or jock strap

His jock-itch was getting out of hand.

by The Return of Light Joker March 19, 2010

miss the bus

to let an opportunity pass by

Don't miss the bus on this. Call those creeps out.

by The Return of Light Joker September 13, 2010