no no

something forbidden, something against the rules(from an essentially juvenile euphemism)

Beards are a no no in the military of many countries.

by The Return of Light Joker February 16, 2008

vertically challenged

short(patterned after politically correct terms with the word challenged in them, possibly offensive to short people)

If he had been vertically challenged than it would have shown as he aged.

by The Return of Light Joker December 09, 2008

dick

1. the penis

2. a despised person

3. a detective

The dick heard that some dick who was caught concealing a bag of drugs near his dick had the evidence for the murder.

by The Return of Light Joker March 08, 2008

nose-closer

a release of intestinal gas, especially one that smells particularly bad

That nose-closer was enough to disperse a riot.

by The Return of Light Joker November 11, 2010

jello

slang for a gelatin dessert (based on Jell-O, a common brand name of gelatin dessert)

If you want that jello, wait until after dinner time.

by The Return of Light Joker October 25, 2009

double-take

reacting belatedly when one finally realizes the significance of something

I initially didn't realize that she was talking about being a social worker but did a double-take when I grasped the statement.

by The Return of Light Joker July 30, 2010

pepper-belly

a Mexican, (derogatory, From the stereotype of Mexican food as having a large amount of chili peppers and the resulting racist presumption that Mexicans are overly fond of chili peppers)

A Fight broke out in the middle row of the audience when some southern guy called a Mexican American in the cast a Pepper-belly.

by The Return of Light Joker December 20, 2009