sandley pissle

The act of pissing in sand, and waiting for it to harden, then throwing it at full force onto the back scalp of your closest relative. It is also a common tradition to have a snowley pissle fight with your friends during Christmas.

He hit me right on the bald spot of my noggin with his sandley pissle

by The real jesus christ (real) December 26, 2023

riptit

The act of ripping your tit.

usually caused by unnatural stretching, or aggressive overage breastfeeding in which the sucker gets greedy and has a quick bite.

Man, you gave me a real riptit last night

by The real jesus christ (real) December 26, 2023

snowley pissle fight

The act of pissing in snow, turning into yellow snow, making it into snowballs, and tossing then at your friends and having a fun battle while laughing and getting jolly with it during Christmas.

Yeah, i had a wicked snowley pissle fight with my friends last Christmas

by The real jesus christ (real) December 26, 2023

Laychay

Congratulations. You mispronounced leche.

“You drank all the laychay”

by The real jesus christ (real) August 21, 2023

zighead

A person who is hella obsessed with that zig, and cant get their mind off it.

Yoo that perdon over there is an absolute zighead

by The real jesus christ (real) December 26, 2023

i clum

A combination of the words “Claim”, and “Cum”,
Commonly used in self hypnosis affirmations to affirm your new, altered mindset, as a calming, orgasmic gesture of acceptance of your present being.

Write “I CLUM” to affirm.

“I accept this gesture, and I clum this affirmation.

by The real jesus christ (real) January 02, 2024

pissfall

The act of pissing out of an open window, balcony, or off any sort of discrepancy in elevation, hoping to give free unsolicited golden showers to innocent bystanders.

As i stood there, i mistook the rain for an unexpected pissfall.

by The real jesus christ (real) January 04, 2024