riptit

The act of ripping your tit.

usually caused by unnatural stretching, or aggressive overage breastfeeding in which the sucker gets greedy and has a quick bite.

Man, you gave me a real riptit last night

by The real jesus christ (real) December 26, 2023

zighead

A person who is hella obsessed with that zig, and cant get their mind off it.

Yoo that perdon over there is an absolute zighead

by The real jesus christ (real) December 26, 2023

Pissed Offington

A commonly used name or nickname used for a person who is pissed off.

“Hello again friends, my name is Pissed Offington and i am PISSED OFF!

by The real jesus christ (real) August 18, 2023

xephra

An extreme goddess of a person, having beauty and style beyond comprehension, as well as a very caring mindset, and an extremely unfathomable sense of fashion. This person will never fail to laugh at your jokes, no matter how cheesy they are, and has the best sense of humor.

Yoo look its xephra. Shii that person is so damn cool

by The real jesus christ (real) January 02, 2024

i clum

A combination of the words “Claim”, and “Cum”,
Commonly used in self hypnosis affirmations to affirm your new, altered mindset, as a calming, orgasmic gesture of acceptance of your present being.

Write “I CLUM” to affirm.

“I accept this gesture, and I clum this affirmation.

by The real jesus christ (real) January 02, 2024

Laychay

Congratulations. You mispronounced leche.

“You drank all the laychay”

by The real jesus christ (real) August 21, 2023

snowley pissle fight

The act of pissing in snow, turning into yellow snow, making it into snowballs, and tossing then at your friends and having a fun battle while laughing and getting jolly with it during Christmas.

Yeah, i had a wicked snowley pissle fight with my friends last Christmas

by The real jesus christ (real) December 26, 2023