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Joan is a sweet young man with a dock big enough every girl says that he's a sex machine. Joab Is also a very handsome and sexy strong guy with perfect haor. Joan is also the sweetest young man in Earth as he's great with children and girls he also has the nicest eyebrows. Joab Is also a very clean and organized man he gets A+'s as he is very smart he is also romantic and speaks five languages which are English French Italian Spanish and Latin he also knows how to treat girls. Joab tries to be as healthy and caring as possible.
Girl 1: Did you hear Kendall had a date with Joab she says he's better than Jonathan.

Girl 2: You mean the dumbass Jonathan.

Girl 1: Yes.

Girl 2: Did you also hear Kendall and Joab has sex Kendall says he's a sex machine.

Girl 1: OMG I want a Joab now.
by The professional roaster October 18, 2018
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