a term used to describe a known 'self proclaimer' or other person who like to talk themself up.
The term is derived from the name of 'Bishop' Brian Tamaki, leader of New Zealand's Destiny Church, who had himself proclaimed as a Bishop by other self proclaimed Bishop Eddie Long.
The term is derived from the name of 'Bishop' Brian Tamaki, leader of New Zealand's Destiny Church, who had himself proclaimed as a Bishop by other self proclaimed Bishop Eddie Long.
Wilhelm: man did you hear Klaus going on about how many girls hes had sex with?
Johannes: Ja! hes such a Bishop brian, we both know hes still a virgin cock swaddler!
Wilhelm: I know, what a little gooch assasin!
Johannes: Ja! hes such a Bishop brian, we both know hes still a virgin cock swaddler!
Wilhelm: I know, what a little gooch assasin!
by The Padre October 17, 2009
The bacon strip is the ridge that runs along the underside of a mans testicles and up between the balls themselves to join the base of the penis.
Esteban: "hey Helen can you bring me a band aid, I just nicked my bacon strip while I was trying to shave my boys and the gooch again, theres blood everywhere!"
by The Padre October 17, 2009
Mother:For crying out loud, Jacob is playing with himself again.
Father: that boys needs to take his hand off it, he's turning into a real cock swaddler!
Father: that boys needs to take his hand off it, he's turning into a real cock swaddler!
by The Padre October 17, 2009
Chore play is the activity whereby a man tries to seduce his wife by completing menial tasks around the home which she would usually perfom herself.
Charles: damn it, I spent all afternoon cleaning the bathroom and when Esther came home she never gave me so much as a kiss, i was hoping to get some sweet booty action.
Gaylord: Damn that shit is whack, didn't that bitch know that was meant to be chore play? Hmmm she should have put out aight!
Gaylord: Damn that shit is whack, didn't that bitch know that was meant to be chore play? Hmmm she should have put out aight!
by The Padre October 17, 2009
Pronounced Val doo chee, Valducci is an exceptionally versatile word which can be used as both perjorative term for a man who behaves like a prick.
And if it is shotened to 'valduc' (val dooch) it becomes a term of endearment one might use among friends.
And if it is shotened to 'valduc' (val dooch) it becomes a term of endearment one might use among friends.
First usage - Steve: "Hey Coach, look Whitewolf just logged on, that guy is such a Valducci, he never shares medpacks, what a little gooch stroker."
Second usage: Coach Z: "Hey Whitewolf haven't seen you in ages, whats been happening Valduc?"
Second usage: Coach Z: "Hey Whitewolf haven't seen you in ages, whats been happening Valduc?"
by The Padre September 15, 2010
A 'Gooch Assasin' is a man who takes pleasure in hand slapping the gooch of another man. A gooch assasin may or may not have acutal ninja skills. There are a particularly disturbing comunity of Gooch assasins who attack their prey when showering.
A perjorative term used to describe someone of the same gender who has invaded your personal space.
A perjorative term used to describe someone of the same gender who has invaded your personal space.
Walter the Gooch Assasin waited quietly in the wardrobe for Stuart to enter the hotel room and undress. As soon as Stuart was naked Walter cartwheeled across the room and slapped him right on his exposed gooch.
While Xavier was waiting in line Timothy pressed closer than Xavier felt comfortable with. To alert Timothy Xavier said "geez Timothy could you take a step back, you don't have to stand so close you gooch assasin!' Timothy got the point and backed it up.
While Xavier was waiting in line Timothy pressed closer than Xavier felt comfortable with. To alert Timothy Xavier said "geez Timothy could you take a step back, you don't have to stand so close you gooch assasin!' Timothy got the point and backed it up.
by The padre October 17, 2009
Gooch Throb is a condition that results from extreme excitement whereby the male's gooch becomes swollen and red, and a slight throbbing can be felt internally in the region of the gooch.
Gooch throb is not sexual excitement which would result in an erection (see boner or hard on) it is only possible to have Gooch throb in a non-sexual situation.
Gooch throb is not sexual excitement which would result in an erection (see boner or hard on) it is only possible to have Gooch throb in a non-sexual situation.
Z Dawg: Hey dude I am sooooo excited about game-a-palooza II tomorrow that my freakin' Gooch is throbbing
Captain Spanky: Whoa Dude, you need to calm down, it sounds like you've got a bad case of Gooch Throb!
Captain Spanky: Whoa Dude, you need to calm down, it sounds like you've got a bad case of Gooch Throb!
by The Padre October 22, 2009